Property Laws According to Tokyo

1. If I like it, it’s mine
2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine
4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine
5. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine
6. If I saw it first, it’s mine
7. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine and must never be thrown away